He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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