we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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