i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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