her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The uberlube is also flammable
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
