he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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