Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
