The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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