I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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