Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Do plants get herpes?
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