He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
How does one acquire holy water?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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