I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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