Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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