just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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