This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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