Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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