Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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