Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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