even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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