If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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