K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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