Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
