im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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