When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
