I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
