Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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