I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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