doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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