every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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