Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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