the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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