He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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