is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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