SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
and she was petting her beer can
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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