do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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