Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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