if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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