Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
two words: eviction party
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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