I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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