Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you would pick up someone in the library
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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