Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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