It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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