Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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