Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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