Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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