Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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