Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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