their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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