What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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