New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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