last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
