There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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