I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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