Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Randomize
