how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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